Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a few on “insufficent funds” when they know we dont have enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
Why people constantly return to the refrigerator with with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why does round pizza comes in a square box?
Why are you IN a movie when you are ON TV?
Why is it that people say “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours?
How come we never hear Father -in-law jokes?
Why is that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
If people evolved from apes, why are they still apes?
Do Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle little star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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until next time……
Anybody can become angry – that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way – that is not within everybody’s power and is not easy….
Do let me know what you feel about the same.
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Don’t argue with an Idiot he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience….
Do let me know what do you feel.
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When people ask me with a judging undertone just why it is i’m talking to myself, I answer them: “At least, this way, i’m sure that i’m talking to someone as intelligent as myself, which is as hard to find as a decent answer to that ridiculous question…”
A study at the university of Queens land tells us that people who belong to a number of groups tends to have higher self-esteem.
So what the study says is that if we have many friends, we assume we are important enough for other people to think of us as friends and this causes a rise in our self-esteem levels. My PSYCHE works differently. I don’t need to join CLUBS, believing that I am important enough to be on my own. And that does wonders for my self-esteem levels too.
I did check my self-esteem the other day, and found that it was well within the recommended limits; not so little that I needed regular pumping, nor over flowing to the extent that I needed to see a doctor.
If u like what I write feel free to comment to let me know if u agree with me.
So until next time….